Week 135: So…Mark Got Married

“It’s not that guys like me are generally attracted to Asian girls. It’s that Asian girls are generally attracted to guys like me.”

“I’m developing an algorithm to define the connection between Jewish guys and Asian girls.”

“I don’t think it’s that complicated. They’re hot, they’re smart, they’re not Jewish, and they can’t dance.”

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